Zomblogalypse

PARK ZOMBIE

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Before the Apocalypse, Jonny was really popular and had so many friends. His nicknames used to be "JoJo" or "the Wilk" and he spent every night having a cocktail with a gang of his closest compadres. Jonny worked as a hairdresser because it really gave him the opportunity to be creative and express himself. He was also a huge music and film buff, loving Coldplay and the Stereophonics the most. Just before dying, Jonny also got into the Smiths because their music really spoke to him on a personal level. As for movies, there wasn't anyone who knew more than him. Oh the humanity.

According to his blogs, his faves included The Da Vinci Code ("it's so clever"), Trainspotting ("because I love a bit of world cinema"), and Die Another Day ("Bond is so cool!") That was the Wilk in life, so now about his death. He was sitting in Museum Gardens with a Banana-choco-mocha-chino-latte and was writing his screenplay (according to his blog, "it's basically Spaced but with a black guy") on his new Apple Notebook. Then a green chav came wondering over. Jonny naturally thought he was going to stab him so he got ready to fight (Jonny boasted, "I'm in excellent physical shape: I can do 35 push ups") but then he was bitten! What a nob-biscuit!

The last thing he remembered before the rot set in was seeing the chav zombie's hoodie and thinking, "That looks really sweet".