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Episode 3 - ‘RIVALRY'

Alasdair was an active voice in the vegetarian/vegan movement, and a loud petulant voice in most restaurants. He would regale anyone that listened with renditions of his washboard-led masterpiece 'It's Not Easy Eating Green' and outline his plans to establish an annual vegetable giveaway in Swansea. Inexplicably, his housemates showed little interest in "Take a Leak" or any of Alasdair's humanitarian projects. Like Julius Cesar he was betrayed, or like in The Land Before Time when all the baby dinosaurs turn against Little Foot even though he was the best one.

It was mid-September when Alasdair noticed that there had been a zombie apocalypse. Since his pale skin was more attuned to the gentle glow of computer screens, and cupboard-under-the-stairs-lightbulbs, he seldom ventured out into the harsh sun. For a while the walking dead had a relatively minimal impact on Alasdair's lifestyle, except when his new housemates Anna and Stephen made rudimentary cosh-like weapons by filling socks with his lentils. However, he had his revenge by microwaving live ammunition inside a Pop Tart*.

Tragically, Alasdair's great works were cut short after a meeting with a fast zombie. The zombie's speed notwithstanding, it remains unclear whether the assailant was technically running, or just walking quickly.

*Which he didn't eat, because Pop Tarts aren't vegan.